Art of Deception

'Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as "suits".' -Paul Graham

'Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it' -Eisenhower

'Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of'
- Douglas Adams

' No one is interested, until you make a mistake...'

'The best minds are not in government. If any were, businesses would hire them away.'
- Ronald Regan

(Editor's note: That will explain why most business consultants are clueless today.)

'Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied'
- Arnold H Glasgow

Otherwords, ignorance breeds stupidity.

'Consultancy is charging big money for corporate advice'

'Me? In love with a pig? Wait til I tell the guys in marketing.' -Kermit the Frog(1984)

'I wish all the people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.' -Tom Lehrer

'Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going 60 mph, or is the train going 60 mph and you're just sitting still?' - J Paul Getty

'Business is a good game- lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.'
- Nolan Bushnell

'As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.'
- Dick Cavett

Putt's Law
'Technology is dominated by 2 types of people; those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.'

'People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.' - Dan Quayle

'Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.'
- Soren Kierkegaard


The true nature of this blog is to highlight the BS of businesses as well as other walks of life with witty quotes from wise people. Virtually every large company has a mission statement that describe their values or ethnic of doing business with one another. Most sensible people know this is BS. In reality, most corporate entities cannot take harsh criticism, are accused of leading the double standards, and profit from endless lies and deception.